roflpotamous
its like a hippopotamous, but its a ROFLPOTAMOUS
roflpotamous by kids of the wood December 30, 2006
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ROFLPOTTOMUS
A hippotomus that eats roflwoffles and pwns faces. Easily distinguished by it's purple skin and crossed eyes which enables it to pwn multiple faces at teh same time. Hates teh ROFLNOCEROS.
ROFLPOTTOMUS by Teh Bob & Rob September 18, 2008
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roflpotamus
A more refined version of roflcopter, 'roflpotamus' is the cure for the bored internet linguist.
Imagine the semi-aquatic hippopotamus, chowing down on a meal of grass or aquatic plants, break into a spell of delerious laughter.
Imagine the semi-aquatic hippopotamus, chowing down on a meal of grass or aquatic plants, break into a spell of delerious laughter.
roflpotamus by zombiecandy December 9, 2008
ROFLPOTTOMUS
A hippotomus that eats roflwoffles and pwns faces. Easily distinguished by it's purple skin and crossed eyes which enables it to pwn multiple faces at teh same time. Hates teh ROFLNOCEROS.
ROFLPOTTOMUS by Teh Bob & Rob September 17, 2008
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