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ROFLPOTTOMUS 

A hippotomus that eats roflwoffles and pwns faces. Easily distinguished by it's purple skin and crossed eyes which enables it to pwn multiple faces at teh same time. Hates teh ROFLNOCEROS.
Bob: omg wanna cex later?
Chris: ROFLPOTTOMUS, nty kthnxbai
ROFLPOTTOMUS by Teh Bob & Rob September 18, 2008
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roflpotamus 

A more refined version of roflcopter, 'roflpotamus' is the cure for the bored internet linguist.

Imagine the semi-aquatic hippopotamus, chowing down on a meal of grass or aquatic plants, break into a spell of delerious laughter.
"Look mate, I know you think you're a right funny bloke, but you are no roflpotamus!"
roflpotamus by zombiecandy December 9, 2008

ROFLPOTTOMUS 

A hippotomus that eats roflwoffles and pwns faces. Easily distinguished by it's purple skin and crossed eyes which enables it to pwn multiple faces at teh same time. Hates teh ROFLNOCEROS.

Bob:pmg wanna cex later?
Chris:ROFLPOTTOMUS, nty kthnxbai.
ROFLPOTTOMUS by Teh Bob & Rob September 17, 2008
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026