rofkms 

Initialism meaning "Rolling On Floor Killing Myself".

How do u say goodbye? LOL. rofkms.

rofkms by torqtorq June 13, 2012

ROFPMSL 

Rooling On Floor Pissing MySelf Laughing

" Ha look at your face, ROFPMSL

ROFPMSL by Robbiie Cee January 4, 2008

rofpmslol

Stands for:'Rolling on the Floor Pissing My Self Laughing Out Loud'

P: That's one hella funny joke.
S: Yeah, ROFPMSLOL!

rofpmslol by n2oaddict July 28, 2008

rofsmslmao 

Rolling On the Floor Shitting MySelf Laughing My Ass Off.

The newest term indicating to the person you are typing to that you are laughing. It is also a protest against other terms of the same nature (such as 'lol', 'lmao', 'pmsl', 'rofl', 'roflmao') which have now become so over-used that their meaning have been rendered negligible. 'Rofsmslmao' as a rule must only ever be used if you are actually laughing (and not just giggling but literally wetting yourself) therefore this indicates to the person that they really have said/shown you/done something funny. It must also be spelt correctly otherwise it can lead to great confusion - e.g: rolling my ass off shitting on myself the laughing floor.

John: "So..."
Jimmothy: "rofsmslmao"
John: "wtf you think you're doing saying 'rofsmslmao' dude? I didn't even say something funny. Asshole"

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Frank: "Hey get this, I spiked Mr.Jones's coffee with ecstasy in Maths today, and he was totally trippin' out halfway through algebra!"
Kenobi: "rofsmslmao"
Frank: "wtf's 'rofsmslmao'?"
Kenobi: "It's my new word, it means rolling on the floor shitting myself laughing my ass off, it's so I don't have to say 'lol' all the time"
Frank: "rfolmaosmls"
Kenobi: "Forget it"

rofsmslmao by Owainmeredith December 14, 2008

rofpmslmfao 

another common abbreviation of -

rolling on floor pissing myself laughing my fucking ass off!

person one: ....and so i said 'its not a monkey, its my wife!'
person two: ROFPMSLMFAO!!!!!
person one:......dude....wtf....it wasnt that funny
person two:homofag
person one:faggit

rofpmslmfao by TEH_DUDEZORZ! December 6, 2006

rofpmslol

Rolling On (the) Floor P***ing Myself Laughing Out Loud. A combination of rofl, pmsl and lol which makes one big sentence sliced down. Overall, it can be a pain to write out in txt messages or e-mails, rofpmslol!

Did I just imagine that or did someone really get thrown through a window, rofpmslol.

My ex gf/bf has aids, rofpmslol.

Man, you suck! rofpmslol.

rofpmslol by Chris (The one and only) May 8, 2006

roflmstd 

Roll on floor laughing myself to death. Meaning your laughing so hard you're weezing. Or something like that.

Person 1: I am so epic, I jumped off a roof, went through a window, missed my horse, broke my neck, died, and then came back. All because my mom said two things. "Don't stand on the roof" and "Hold onto your horses."

Person 2: Roflmstd!!! You fail!!

roflmstd by HerrNetzloff October 28, 2010