roast me

A request for humorous retorts to a photo you post online at Redit.com.

Roast me now.

roast me by LouABCD January 26, 2017

Roast me

A insult request by attention seeking individuals who were neglected by their mothers or did not get enough attention as a child so they need it now..

Posting a picture of a completed project on social media and then requesting everyone to "Roast me"

Roast me by Dagstoy April 16, 2022

don't let me get the roast on you 

Something your fellow classmates or peers say before they proceed to roast your existence usually happens if you try to roast them but fail.

Dude 1: Boy your hairline look like scratch art!
Crowd: Cricket
Dude 2: BOY DON'T LET ME GET THE ROAST ON YOU with your high waters looking ass boy mike wazowski sounding voice ass boy
Crowd: OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!

don't let me get the roast on you by Dankness at its finest July 9, 2017

national roast meghan day 

On december 5th you get a chance to roast any Meghan you know and they have to accept it

“Meghan looks like a shark”

National roast Meghan day

national roast meghan day by Meghansuckssss December 5, 2017

Roast my meat 

The act of slowly roasting one's meat to acquire a tender, soft, and moist substance.

Something your sugar daddy (especially a sexy one named Obehi) might do when they cook you the best 8 hour ribs this world has ever seen.

Brad: Yo chad can you roast my meat
Chad: Bro thats kinda gay (derogatory)
Brad: 😏

Roast my meat by leggomyfaggo December 24, 2021

arby's roast beef chedder melt 

when the female genitallia resembles an arby's roast beef chedder melt, from too much fornicating.

"man i was about to bang this chick and a i went down on her and her box looked like an 'arby's roast beef chedder melt' in an old catchers mit."

arby's roast beef chedder melt by zak2 July 15, 2006

mexican spit roast 

To penetrate a lady from both ends simultaneously, ie orally and either anally or vaginally, whilst both male participants wear sombrero hats to protect the lady from the glare of the midday sun.

Hans and Klaus were so concerned about the intensity of the sun that they donned their sombrero's before joining Sally at the mexican spit roast. If only Andreas were able to come along with the aftersun lotion.

mexican spit roast by Hans und Klaus October 17, 2006