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Another term for laughing hard. Derives from Nova Scotia. Can be on the same level as LMAO or ROFL
Tom:
You could make some cock and bull story about how crumpets derive from canada

Tony:
hahah...cock and bull

Tony:
i'm roarin', hahaha

Tony:
i love that phrase

Tony:
cock and bull
Roarin' by TommyHaych April 19, 2006

Rip Roarin' Dandied 

A term used to describe a person's state after drinking to excess. This state is commonly associated with memory black out and a severe hangover the following day.
I am getting rip roarin' dandied tonight.
Rip Roarin' Dandied by Jagsh February 16, 2009

Country Roading 

Opposite of skiing(1 women sitting between 2 men with implication of giving them handjobs), is when 1 man is sitting between 2 women with implication giving them both handjobs. The term "Country Roading" being used because you have 1 road with a ditch on each side.
Billy just got back from town with Masha and Betty, I hear he was country roading it the whole way back.
Country Roading by goff_jr July 24, 2016

roaming gnome 

The rarest of farts, this anomaly occurs when wearing jeans that are way too tight. Gas is released from the anus but has nowhere to escape, so it travels along the taint to the pocket created by your balls against your leg, then is released to either side of your package. It usually results in a bizarre tickling sensation and sounds like cat meowing backwards.
"What the fuck was that!?"
"What?"
"That noise that just came from your groinal region!?"
"Oh, that. I just dropped a roaming gnome. These pants are two sizes to small."
roaming gnome by udm111 February 25, 2010

Roaring Stop 

When a friend in the passenger seat of your car randomly yells out to a passing pedestrian some random abuse or funny call, and you quickly pull over next to the pedestrian to make it awkward for your friend.
You should have seen Bill’s face when I came to a roaring stop after he yelled out to a guy at the ATM “I saw ur pin!”

As we were driving past the mall, Joe yelled “hey sexy legs, how much?” to a blonde bombshell. So I came to a roaring stop. She almost jumped in the car and slapped him!
Roaring Stop by ckohler87 October 2, 2009

roaring kitty 

A method for hunting stocks and pouncing on investment opportunities. The phrase is known to have originated from r/wallstreetbets' u/deepfuckingvalue and also doubles as u/deepfuckingvalue's YouTube channel name.
Retard: How was your day my dude?
Autist: Bro I've been popping addy all-day and implementing roaring kitty.
Retard: Cool dude... I just trade what's on the front page of r/wallstreetbets.
Autist: That's retarded broseph.
Retard: Well, we're both incels living in our mom's basements. So who's to say who's more retarded?
Autist: Hmmm... Forget it. I've got to get back to finishing up some roaring kitty. Praise be to u/deepfuckingvalue.
Retard: Same, I got to catch up with the latest r/wallstreetbets memes. Praise be to u/deepfuckingvalue.
roaring kitty by simba47 January 31, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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