Road Trips 

Long car rides with friends, family, pets, etc. Generally entails excessive heat, or air conditioning, rest stops, pee breaks, speeding, sleeping, and lots of cities. Red bull is acceptable.

Hey, let's take a road trip to Florida from Michigan.

Yeah, I love road trips.

Road Trips by BMINE April 18, 2010

Rule 1 of Road Trips 

Don't be an asshole.

Especially if you're normally an asshole (you know who you are), try your hardest not to be one. Being a dick to anyone will RUIN an entire trip.

Guy 1: Dude, Guy 3 has been such an douchebag to Guy 4.
Guy 2: I'd kick him out on account of violating Rule 1 of Road Trips, but we're stuck with his sorry ass for another two weeks...

Rule 1 of Road Trips by VanguardVince December 12, 2012

rich life of road trips 

Rich life of road trips is a man that lives a nomadic lifestyle and is a very nice man that a lot of ladies would love to marry

Rich life of road trips is off on another adventure a lot of women are wondering where he will be next

rich life of road trips by Davis allen 79 October 2, 2020

richlife of road trips 

Richlife is a very cool guy and the best nomad in the country

Richlife of road trips is off on another exportation

richlife of road trips by Davis allen 79 October 1, 2020

Moldovan Road Trip 

That's when you pull over and shag in an abandoned building. Once only popular in Ratus, Moldova, it's taking the world over by storm

Stacy: "Hey, I had a date with Jake last night and he took me to the old mill."

Svetlana: "So you had a Moldovan Road Trip?"

Stacy: "Of course"

Moldovan Road Trip by antmaninthanosass April 18, 2019

Road Trip Insanity

The sensation that becomes travelers after 5+ hours in the car, particularly when driving at night. Road trip Insanity includes saying things that don't make sense, laughing hysterically at things that are not funny, and a general sense of "loopey-ness"
Once travelers have reached the point of Road Trip Insanity, there is not turning back.

Bob- I'm validated!
Tom- I'm inebriated!

Sally- Looks like you guys have a bad case of Road Trip Insanity.

Road Trip Insanity by roadmaster1217 October 14, 2010

Mexican Road Trip

Horrible diarrhea, usually measured in days or weeks. See also: Two-Day Mexican Road Trip.

1. I'm not sure what I ate on Friday, but I've been on a Two-Day Mexican Road Trip since.

2. I enjoyed lunch - thank you so much. Now, if you will excuse me, I must begin my Mexican Road Trip.

Mexican Road Trip by Robthegod May 7, 2010