I wish I was Rivers Cuomo.
by MasterPrime June 14, 2004
by silh0uette May 29, 2004
"Say it ain't so...your drug is a heartbreaker. Say it ain't so...my love is a life taker..." -Say It Ain't So
by *Kiesha* January 31, 2005
Disturbed pop genius. Went downhill post 1996 depressive spiral. Pinkerton = best work. Hopefully will improve music and get back to where he once was.
by Stef January 08, 2004
A guy who everyone should feel sorry for because he is named RIVERS. also wears dorky glasses, but most weezer fans love him anyway. i at least did, until one of the definitions said that he didnt like his fans. wtf?!
how could rivers cuomo not like his fans?
by TeenageLobotomy June 06, 2006
A guy who doesn't like his fans cuz he finds them really really annoying and doesnt want anything to do with them. Which means he hates everyone who posted on here.
"Hell no! Fans are annoying. They all want something. Yeah, or asking me to play a certain song. They're all little bitches, so I avoid them at all costs."
by messedupstud March 19, 2004
The frontman of Weezer. Born on June 13, 1970. He is devoted to Vipassana Meditation and is said to meditate twice a day. Many people have stated the many positive changes that have occurred in Rivers ever since he started this method. Due to meditation, Rivers declared that he would remain celibate for 2 years. He stayed true to his word and even went over the 2 years deadline. Rivers stated that he wanted to break his celibacy on his wedding night...June 18th, 2006 (which was yesterday). He is also a Harvard graduate. He received his Bachelor of Arts in English and American Literature after attending school on and off for 11 years on June 8th 2006. He does often give off that snobby/sarcastic vibe but he has sold over 7 million albums, is filthy rich, and is a Harvard graduate. Anyone with a list of accomplishments like that would have a bit of an ego don't u think? I think the main reason why he's so appealing to me is because he doesn't fit the image of a stereotypical rocker.
He's pretty shy/quiet, has a small stature and is known for his Buddy Holly glasses (although I haven't seen him wearing them lately).
He also finds Asian women attractive. His wife is Japanese.
I think he went through a pretty tough time during the Pinkerton era but I can tell he changed a lot from then. He seems more mature/wise/a lot happier now. There's this look of peace on his face whenever I see him.
I think Rivers is very charismatic (although he doesn't think so).
He's pretty shy/quiet, has a small stature and is known for his Buddy Holly glasses (although I haven't seen him wearing them lately).
He also finds Asian women attractive. His wife is Japanese.
I think he went through a pretty tough time during the Pinkerton era but I can tell he changed a lot from then. He seems more mature/wise/a lot happier now. There's this look of peace on his face whenever I see him.
I think Rivers is very charismatic (although he doesn't think so).
Rivers Cuomo = genius.
by A. June 20, 2006