River Pig

Very large, and usually ugly, women who go out in public when they have no business doing so. They are most content in a river due to the waters relief of their weight.

When I went to Wisconsin State Fair I saw thousands of river pigs, whatever happened to shame?

River Pig by kj21 April 28, 2009

river pig

A very obese woman. Usually travel in herds.

A herd of river pigs were seen feeding at a local Arbys.

Smothers almost went home with a river pig one time.

river pig by J Clark June 23, 2006

River Pig

A pasty white, googly eye bloated stomach women who looks like a pig because of the water.

She looks like a river pig!
You river pig.
That chick I met last night looked like a river pig.

River Pig by JensyD November 13, 2012

River Pig

A trophy fish caught in a river. Usually any catch over a normal fish weight. Possibly an awesome name for a baseball team.

That River pig I caught yesterday weighed almost 5 pounds.

River Pig by Jelly or jam August 26, 2019

river pig

A fugu fish

The fugu fish is also known as a river pig.

river pig by Wee69 December 6, 2016

Antioch River Pig 

An overweight redneck or white trash female from Antioch, CA or greater East Contra Costa County. Sometimes found in Tracy, Concord or Stockton, CA as well.

May be of white or Hispanic ethnicity. Usually adorned with tattoo's of ex-boyfriends and "baby daddies" and found wearing inappropriate clothing for size and age. Usually loud, obnoxious and confrontational. Commonly mates with African American males as well as Caucasian males who believe themselves to be African American. Often contacted by police and Child Family Services. Commonly abbreviated as ARP.

1) "Oh my gosh Wanda, look at that Antioch River Pig with that skinny ghetto dude." 2) "Did you see that Antioch River Pig stealing nail polish from Walmart?"

Antioch River Pig by Savoire Faire is everywhere! June 14, 2010

Riverpig 

Riverpig is the central figure of the University of St Andrews Boatclub which venerates him as god of rowing and believe that he rose from the dead after his demise in a river in Northern Spain near the city of Zamora. Followers of Riverpig traditionally believe that he performed miracles and died sacrificially for the atonement of sins committed by Boatclub members. To be continued...

Inebriated St Andrews rowers-'All hail riverpig!'

Riverpig by St Andrews Boat Club January 13, 2012