Means to masterbate. The dolphin being pleasure and my masterbating you are riding this pleasure. from old english when englishnavy men would go to the caribbean and ride dolphins for pleasure after being at war.
Man 1:I thought you were going to call me last night?
Man 2: sorry i fell asleep after riding the dolphin.
The act of riding on a dolphin doing flips and shit, splashing and getting everybody all wet.
I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.