ridge cub 

derived from tiger ridge, a community in the south rumored to have a blue tint to the people because of how inbred they are.

The stereotypical, teenage, moped-haired, gen z, social media addict tikToker with a deprived attention span, but combined with the stereotypical redneck with a mullet, a squatted truck (With a shit ton of stickers), and a strong tendency to embarrass themselves and anyone unlucky enough to be within a mile of their presence.

Guy: there goes chris with his squatted truck and loud ass music again
Guy 2: He is such a ridge cub

ridge cub by Chris_P_Bacon1302 July 3, 2022

Cuban Boat Ride 

When you take a dump, wipe your butt, and as you stand up, but before you flush you have one last turd that needs to be squeezed out, and it ends up floating on top of the toilet paper out of the water.

Steve: 'Dude, what took you so long in there?'

John:' Man, just when I thought I was finished, I had a Cuban Boat Ride'

Cuban Boat Ride by Zombies are my Autism July 11, 2009