To leave an established Internet forum (usually after getting annoyed with the influx of n00bs) and join a fledgling alternative forum to talk bollocks and moan about life, the universe and everything.
He couldn't stand the n00bs asking which chip is better, so he decided to retire.
by TheBrit March 7, 2005
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the refreshing act of dissmissing a dumb ass guy who has proven himself a waste of your time. deleting his number,and completley kicking him out of your life in a matter of minuites.
Me-"Wow i didnt know how much of a player patrick was untill he tryed to get with me AND my best friend."

Jackie-"What a cocky loser." "He's Retired"
by LauraKatelyn August 5, 2007
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what men do what the die,

and what women do when they get married,
by bryan_thrax October 5, 2008
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This came about while talking with a friend about the death of someone who was planning to retire, but passed away before retiring. I told him that we would be attending his retirement funeral.
Retirement Funeral - a service held for a person who planned to retire, but died before retiring.
Jason A.L.
has to be 85 years old, if he doesn't retire soon we will be attending his Retirement Funeral.
by JJJAL August 20, 2019
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what you say to someone well known who says or does something awful

Became popular thanks to a danny devito tweet that said “antonin scalia retire bitch
Al Franken has been accused of sexual assault
“Al Franken Retire Bitch”
by HeIIYes December 6, 2017
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Employees who just manage to show up, do the bare minimum, take long lunch breaks, disappear for hours, offer little or no ideas and are the first ones out the door.
Joe just comes in to monitor emails and read the internet. Man he is retired-on-the-job.
by Super Dave77 September 19, 2013
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The increasingly common phenomenon of quietly and suddenly retiring in the midst of workplace chaos to avoid the dangers of the Covid Pandemic.
Well my man, the only truly intelligent option as I see it is stealth retirement!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020
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