Retard Off

The act of screaming the word retard at the top of your retarded lungs, while trying to be retardedly obnoxious. The most retarded retard wins the retard off...retards.

James: REEEEEEEEEtard! (drools)

Austin: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEtard!!!!!

James: Aww shucks you win the retard off...Austin, you're so much better than me...you have all the elements of a good retard-offer.

by J&A April 8, 2008

Official Retard of the World (ORW)

You are a very stupid person whose face looks like it got smashed by a hammer. You are also known throughout the galaxy as the ugliest person in the Milky Way. Your name is PooMan and your bisexual

'Hey look isn't that the Official Retard of the World (ORW)'
'He's your buddy'
'The Official Retard of the World (ORW) isn't my buddy, he's my guy'
'He's not your guy, he's your friend'

by Chikabille November 21, 2021

Retardofaggotus

A humanoid subspecies that is both intellectually feeble and is obsessed with male to male sexual encounters...

After a long study Paras was the first of the new species of Retardofaggotus

by Vortex October 10, 2014

retardofascism

A political system which develops under conditions where ignorance trumps knowledge and power is achieved by appealing to the lowest common denominator. Similar to idiocracy, but without any good parties.

With the decline of decent public education and the rise of Glenn Beck, the USA declined into a state of retardofascism.

by QRDeNameland January 26, 2010

Retardaffable

A person who is annoyingly stupid and also exceedingly friendly and pleasant.

Good lord, Dom is retardaffable! He is so incredibly dumb it drives me up a wall; but he is such a friendly guy I always feel guilty for getting annoyed at his stupid ass.

by Ol D Luc June 13, 2011

Retardofuck

A mixture of retard and fuck. It is a stronger word than retard.

“YOU STUPID RETARDOFUCK!!!”

by ArbeitervonWien July 11, 2025

Retardofuck

A cross between retarded, and fuck. Very self explanatory.

“You stupid retardofuck!”

by ArbeitervonWien July 11, 2025