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Respect The Pouch 

What the omnipresent Capri Sun would say when he is going to kill you.
Respect The Pouch by ColombianJerk September 3, 2019

respect the pouch 

when a women secretes air from her vagina into an empty capri sun pouch and is then inhaled through the nose
i think my bitch hasnt showered in a while, i pulled a respect the pouch and did not enjoy it

Respect the pouch, bruh 

Separate from respect the pouch

What you say when someone is disrespecting your actions, lingo, or calling you out for being stupid
Fred: Dude, you just killed that guy!

Derf: Shut up and respect the pouch, bruh

The "Respect the Pouch" Treatment

When a family member or loved one hugs you, which causes you to fart.
"The sudden inflation of my anus caused me to give Aunt Joe the "Respect the Pouch" treatment.

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026