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respect my authority 

bitch, shut the fuck up and do what i say
once i kick this guy in the nuts he'll respect my authority

Respect my authority 

one of Eric Cartman´s many catch phrases in the show of South Park. the phrase is used to enforce a sentence that is used to tell someone to do so something
–He does never listen.

–Once I kick him in the nuts he will respect my authority, just go to him.

–no way dude.

–Respect my authority!

Respect my authority 

Its when a fatass wants people to respect his/her authority.
Im a cop, and you should respect my authority.

respect my authoritah! 

Something you say to assholes who just won't respect your authoritah.

One of Cartman's favorite expressions.
YOU: I'm not doing what you say.
ME: Respect my authoritah!
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