Subhuman Resources 

That which passes for Human Resources, the corporate repository for people too feckless, indolent and dull-witted to survive by eating out of dumpsters. Circumventing the certain risk to production, process or profit these fools represent, Subhuman Resources serves the double purpose of barring such incompetents from mucking up the works by turning them loose to harry the employees who actually do contribute to company success.

Famously sexless, humorless and brainless, this office also serves to repel rodents if, ironically, by employing them.

When April was caught stealing employee lunch boxes they promoted her to Subhuman Resources

Subhuman Resources by lexicali slim September 8, 2010

Warriors Resolve

Instilled in the heart of every true warrior is a determination to succeed in the face of adversity and the resilience to stand back up when we fall, for failure is just a lesson learned and does not define who we are, this is called a "warriors resolve".

Me: After everything Joe has been through this past year, he is still determined to succeed.

Friend: Joe has a "Warriors Resolve".

Warriors Resolve by The Art of Mayhem January 16, 2019

New Year's Resolution Warrior

Those people who make a new year's resolution to get in shape. they can be seen sporting new workout gear as they recently purchased a long term gym membership, of which will only get used for about 3 weeks before they quit. they are known for doing exercises incorrectly, being ass clowns, getting in your way and spend a lot of time socializing. they are typically very out of shape and are defined as physically unimpressive.

I would like to welcome the new year's resolution warriors to the gym. I appreciate you taking my normal parking spot, locker, and shower. You do look great in your new workout gloves and book to write down your three sets of bicep curls. The highlight was the 40 something couple making out between sets of incline dumbbell press. Hope you enjoy three weeks before you quit.

New Year's Resolution Warrior by DR. DISTRUCTO January 4, 2012

resourciopath 

A combination of sociopath and hoarding. A person that collects an abundance of resources that they could never possibly need or use so that they can control, influence, and force power over other people that want those resources and have no other way of obtaining them.

Person 1: I hate billionaires. Who would ever need a billion dollars?
Person 2: Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates, and Elon Musk all have over $100 billion. It's disgusting.
Person 1: They are resourciopaths for sure. I can't believe anyone thinks they are 'philanthropists.'

resourciopath by psilipijiphili June 23, 2021

Human Resources

Soulless, mendacious, spineless, shit-eating prick twisters who aren't smart enough to be lawyers or empathetic enough to be child molesters.

That lying fuckface Tim in HR won't do shit about my useless boss. Human Resources strikes again.

Human Resources by NylonPimp January 16, 2017

Robot Resources 

1. What Human Resources will be called after we're all replaced by robots. HR will become RR.

2.The enabler of a new economic paradigm where we're all either sipping pina coladas on the beach, or shipped off to glue factories.

You got a problem with us, Elon? Take it up with RR (Robot Resources).

HR is totally useless. I look forward to the day it's replaced by Robot Resources. Even though that'll mean I'm out of a job I guess.

Robot Resources by denumb October 29, 2017

resolutionary 

resolutionary, adjective, (res-o-lu-tion-ary)

1. involving resolutions

resolutionary, noun, (res-o-lu-tion-nary)

1. a book or journal that list resolves or resolutions, that help purpose driven people evolve their character,

circumstance, and destiny.

2. a place to write down, consult with, and contemplate one’s resolves and the insights gained from direct and indirect

observation and experience.

3. personal journal of one’s resolves used in a proactive way to create, make, and mold one’s character.

4. a tool used by purpose driven, committed persons to evolve their person, reach their potential, and fulfil their self-

defined destiny.

Examples:

A good resolutionary helps to proactively guide one's thoughts, actions, and behaviors, enabling one to create the destiny they deserve.

I consult with my resolutionary daily because I know the consistent repetition of my resolves will gradually create new neuro-networks in my brain and improve every aspect of my life.

The resolves in my resolutionary eventually penetrate my subconscious mind, alter my attitude, disposition, behavior, circumstance and ultimately my destiny.

My friend's resolutionary helped them go from a fatherless poor kid eating out of garbage cans, to become a Vice President of a company.

Haters, faultfinders and naysayers would be well served by writing their own resolutionary, instead of casting shade on those who earnestly try to better themselves through the creation of new year’s resolutions.

resolutionary by Possibility Advocate November 10, 2022