last resort shit 

Your toilet is clogged it's the middle of the night your nighbors are asleep you have no place else to go and your last resort,shit in a bag.

last night i had to have a last resort shit because of a clogger shit i had 3 days before. So i had to put a bag over the toilet seat and shit in that.

last resort shit by kool_kat ate me May 3, 2009

Last-Resort soft serve 

If you’re truly desperate for some soft serve ice cream, but you don’t have any, you can bend over your asshole, shit in your mouth, and boom. Soft serve. Note that the ice cream tastes like shit.

Aye, I’m really craving some soft serve ice cream, but I don’t have any handy. Last-resort soft serve time!

Last-Resort soft serve by Reed1103 April 25, 2019

Resort slop

When a resort has only pools nothing else

"Wow this place has nothing total resort slop"

Resort slop by Saulhoodman September 1, 2026

Last Resort Snack

Adjective - Last Re Z Ort Sna k

An item of food, typically small and eaten when one is slightly hungry, that is only desired when no other items of food of this description are readily availible.

“I went to look for the cheerios but we were out so I had to have a last resort snack instead.”
“What did you have?”
“A breakfast bar”
“You don’t like breakfast bars (???)”

Last Resort Snack by Excited Bullphrog May 10, 2022

Vella Resort and Spa 

Vella Resort and Spa is a Hotel Group on ROBLOX. One of the first ones created. Currently owned by Aveirx. With a corporate, HR, and MR team.

Vella Resort and Spa is open. ;)

Vella Resort and Spa by Ducktoki May 12, 2018

Sentinel Beach Resort

An audible sigh coming immediately after plunking down on the toilet seat before a particularly loud dump. Typically preceding a shot across the bow and very awkward for one’s neighbors in the restroom. Origin unknown but perhaps an ironic reference to the initial sense of tranquility and peace felt by missionaries, anthropologists and other visitors to North Sentinel Island in the Bay of Bengal before hearing the initial volley of arrows.

It was bad enough my dad and had to use adjoining shitters at the rest stop on the way home but when I heard his Sentinel Beach Resort I knew I only had seconds to cover my ears before he opened fire.

Sentinel Beach Resort by Tin Hat Kippah December 6, 2020

Spring Creek Resort 

Euphemism for those looking to locate a source of marijuana or other illicit drugs.

While sitting at a corner waiting for a bus, a man in a car pulls up and asks "Do you know where the Spring Creek Resort is?" This is his way of determining if you have any drugs to sell him.

Spring Creek Resort by johnny mellow July 18, 2009