Your toilet is clogged it's the middle of the night your nighbors are asleep you have no place else to go and your last resort,shit in a bag.
last night i had to have a last resort shit because of a clogger shit i had 3 days before. So i had to put a bag over the toilet seat and shit in that.
by kool_kat ate me May 3, 2009
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Aye, I’m really craving some soft serve ice cream, but I don’t have any handy. Last-resort soft serve time!
by Reed1103 April 25, 2019
Get the Last-Resort soft serve mug.Adjective - Last Re Z Ort Sna k
An item of food, typically small and eaten when one is slightly hungry, that is only desired when no other items of food of this description are readily availible.
An item of food, typically small and eaten when one is slightly hungry, that is only desired when no other items of food of this description are readily availible.
“I went to look for the cheerios but we were out so I had to have a last resort snack instead.”
“What did you have?”
“A breakfast bar”
“You don’t like breakfast bars (???)”
“What did you have?”
“A breakfast bar”
“You don’t like breakfast bars (???)”
by Excited Bullphrog May 10, 2022
Get the Last Resort Snack mug.Vella Resort and Spa is a Hotel Group on ROBLOX. One of the first ones created. Currently owned by Aveirx. With a corporate, HR, and MR team.
by Ducktoki May 12, 2018
Get the Vella Resort and Spa mug.An audible sigh coming immediately after plunking down on the toilet seat before a particularly loud dump. Typically preceding a shot across the bow and very awkward for one’s neighbors in the restroom. Origin unknown but perhaps an ironic reference to the initial sense of tranquility and peace felt by missionaries, anthropologists and other visitors to North Sentinel Island in the Bay of Bengal before hearing the initial volley of arrows.
It was bad enough my dad and had to use adjoining shitters at the rest stop on the way home but when I heard his Sentinel Beach Resort I knew I only had seconds to cover my ears before he opened fire.
by Tin Hat Kippah December 6, 2020
Get the Sentinel Beach Resort mug.While sitting at a corner waiting for a bus, a man in a car pulls up and asks "Do you know where the Spring Creek Resort is?" This is his way of determining if you have any drugs to sell him.
by johnny mellow July 18, 2009
Get the Spring Creek Resort mug.Stickmin Space Resort is made when a criminal (usually a thief) steals another criminal organization's valuables and is presumed dead after fleeing a complex. The said criminal then overhears someone talking about a base, steals the base while riding a scooter, and converts the base into a resort.
Welcome to Stickmin Space Resort. Built out of a former Toppat base, it's been refined for your luxury and enjoyment. Us Toppats that remained on board have reformed and now work as crewmembers. The Toppats that remained on Earth were arrested as you may know. The resort is run by the man himself, Henry Stickmin. Now, you may be wondering, why did he decide to steal a criminal base and turn it into a resort? We may never know, but hey, you wouldn't be here if that didn't happen. Enjoy your stay!
by NovumPhoenixDuck December 6, 2020
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