vigorously reseat 

A pick-up line commonly used by network engineers and datacenter staff.

"Hey babe, want to vigorously reseat tonight?"

vigorously reseat by piatek February 12, 2019

red reseat 

When a man tries to get out of not having his “read receipts” on while talking to a significant other and tries to act like a clueless mouth-breathing cuck.

“Having your read receipts off is soooo shady” -Significant other
“What’s a red reseat?” -Clueless mouth-breathing cuck

red reseat by Dictionarius McDefinenstein February 10, 2019

long, deep, fast, and repeatedly 

long, deep, fast, and repeatedly — A skill attributed to a man who is capable of using both a knife and his penis in the exact same way. A warrior in the streets and a master in the sheets; he gets to the battle early and is definitely the last and only one to leave. If you are a woman he may call you back; and, if you are a man he will call the meat wagon and tell them where your body is cooling and to come and pick you up before you start to stink.

This type of character was best captured by Walter Mosley in the person of Raymond “Mouse” Alexander in his Easy Rawlins stories.

Watch out for the men from North Carolina; they will bring a knife to a fist fight and cut you long, deep, fast, and repeatedly. And the women say that they fuck the exact same way. They are bad motherf*ckers.

long, deep, fast, and repeatedly by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 13, 2023

Spontaneous Research Call

A Spontaneous Research Call, SRC is a prank call placed to a business in order to research how ridiculously far companies will go to please their customers for more business. Such calls may also be made to international embassies and the like, to confirm or deny media reports. They are often prompted by a crazy tabloid news story in popular culture.

Spontaneous Research Calls have been coined and popularized by The Sir Darryl Radio Experience , the most listened to radio program on the internet.

Sir Darryl will call companies and it reveals the absurdity of our corporate and customer service culture that will say yes to anyone who offers money, notoriety or other compensation. Sometimes, the company's spin machine is at work. At other times, these calls expose the genuine professionalism and helpfulness of the representative. Sir Darryl calls funeral homes, landlords, pharmacies and the like, with unusual requests. The responses from the company reps are either completely insane or absolutely logical, but they almost always follow company policy.

In one Spontaneous Research Call, Sir Darryl called a cellphone company to find out if they could send him a separate phone bill that his wife couldn’t see so that he could hide the fact that he was having multiple affairs. The customer service rep suggested different billing options and promising that the company would not reveal anything to his wife. The rep also detailed exactly how it could be done using the company’s various billing delivery systems.

Spontaneous Research Call by TT99 July 14, 2011

Flip-reset 

A flip reset is a high-level mechanic in the game “Rocket League” which, if executed properly, entitles you to mercilessly shit on your opponent if you are rank Champ 3 or below.

“Bro, I just did a flip-reset on you, you’re trash, ff, get out of my lobby bitch.”

Flip-reset by white_brownie July 20, 2021

Shri Ram Consulting and Research Centre 

A professional body that provides pro bono research and consultancy services to NGOs, start-ups and corporations like Uber, ITC, Akzonobel and many more, while simultaneously ensuring a smooth and joyous learning experience that would help in CV and profile building as well.

Every Commerce student has two dreams: first is to get admission in SRCC, and the second is to get enrolled in Shri Ram Consulting and Research Centre.

Shri Ram Consulting and Research Centre by SRCRC Fanclub Head November 29, 2021

For research purposes 

An expression often used by men online who want to know the name of a certain video or person so they can store it in their spank bank.

It's synonymous with saying, "so I can fap to this later on."

Can anyone tell me the name of that girl in the video with the big boobs? For research purposes, of course.

For research purposes by Sanguivorant March 30, 2015