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Religious warfare 

people killing other people over who has the best invisible friend
person 1: Hey, my invisible friend talks to me, and they say you're a NERD!
person 2: Never! I declare religious warfare on you!

Religious Wars 

People fighting over who has the better imaginary friend
Religious Wars by Karl Jager January 24, 2019

war over religion 

A fight over who has a better imaginary friend
(The Christians and The Muslims meet on the playground one day)
Christians: "God is better than Allah, he has laser vision!"
Muslims: "Uh-uh Allah is better, he can fly!"
(they then procede to bomb the hell out of one another)
war over religion by Aaron June 21, 2004

The French Wars of Religion 

an inter-ethnic civil war in France that ended in 1589
if you want something more interesting than The French Wars of Religion go back to the Crusades of the middle ages and fight people of a different ethnic group.