Religion may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money and compliance from it in order to carry out the will of the few.
Pick a war any war.
And HE said unto the people gathered before the cross "I can see my house from here"
And HE said unto the people gathered before the cross "I can see my house from here"
by Self Aware&Carbon Based March 28, 2005
A system of organised belief, based on unproven and unprovable events and theories. Those who practise religion would claim that not being able to prove them is the point. Anyone with a brain would say that that was a load of bullshit.
by Steroozi May 29, 2004
"religion is a failed attempt to explain our reason, & our meaning. Just books of unrealistic and unbelievable stories."
-me, me, and me
or if your religious...
the belief, usually by a large group, which usually explains the creation of life, morals, and reason for life. often with an after-life or reincarnation which can either be bad (hell) or good (heaven). Usually is theistic with one or more gods and in some groups, has an underworld keeper like Satan which is the symbol of everything evil.
smaller groups which follow these guidelines are called cults
-me, me, and me
or if your religious...
the belief, usually by a large group, which usually explains the creation of life, morals, and reason for life. often with an after-life or reincarnation which can either be bad (hell) or good (heaven). Usually is theistic with one or more gods and in some groups, has an underworld keeper like Satan which is the symbol of everything evil.
smaller groups which follow these guidelines are called cults
by CorrodedBeing November 30, 2004
Well, I was reading the bible today, and it says that I get to go to heaven if I follow this religions every wim! Yay! It must be true, cuz this book says so!
by Kiefer poons February 21, 2006
by D. Ferrel September 26, 2003
my religion is catholic
by thewhiterabbit September 3, 2002
by me August 10, 2004