A relationship in which one partner has to pay the other in order to be in a romantic or platonic relationship with them. It can be a one-time payment or a subscription; it depends on the partner.
“Stacey and I are in a paytonic relationship. She’s great, but it sucks that I have to fork over $50 every month.”
by Mhm mhm mhm hi March 05, 2021
A relationship that looks like a heterosexual one to the unbeknownst, but is actually between two lesbians. Named after the satirical internet rumor that both Hello Kitty and Dear Daniel, who are claimed by Sanrio to be a straight couple, are actually two girls.
Penny: “People keep thinking I’m straight because I call Alex my boyfriend, but little do they know that she’s also a lesbian like me!”
Edwin: “Wow that sounds like a Hello Kitty relationship.”
“People keep thinking I’m straight because I constantly talk about having a boyfriend, but that “boyfriend” in question is actually a butch lesbian who likes being called a dude. I guess I’m in a Hello Kitty relationship.”
Edwin: “Wow that sounds like a Hello Kitty relationship.”
“People keep thinking I’m straight because I constantly talk about having a boyfriend, but that “boyfriend” in question is actually a butch lesbian who likes being called a dude. I guess I’m in a Hello Kitty relationship.”
by chillzfundee March 03, 2025
A relationship that looks to be heterosexual at first, when it reality it is between two lesbians.
Named after the satirical internet rumor that Hello Kitty’s boyfriend, Dear Daniel, is actually a girl.
Named after the satirical internet rumor that Hello Kitty’s boyfriend, Dear Daniel, is actually a girl.
Person A: “Bro everyone keeps thinking I’m in a straight relationship because I call my partner a he, but we’re actually both lesbians!”
Person B: “Oh man, looks like you’re in a Hello Kitty relationship!”
Person B: “Oh man, looks like you’re in a Hello Kitty relationship!”
by alfrtastik March 03, 2025
A relationship that causes physical pain, vows that revolve around unaliving, and pain to everyone around them.
Oh dude, have you seen the latest headline about Machine Gun Kelly and Meghan Fox? The engagement ring he gave her stabs her. They drink each other's bl00d too... Weird stuff. What a Toxic/Unhealthy Relationship.
by HarmoniousChaos July 01, 2022
One wants to be in a romantic relationship, and the other can't make up her mind. It's Complicated. Kaila's and Hunter's relationship
by HCH_PRO_GAMING March 19, 2022
Da simbaotic relationship dat our likeable "hero from Down Under" had cultivated wif da carnivorous circus-animals surely proved useful in freeing his wife and capturing da criminals.
by QuacksO July 05, 2021
A relationship (typically used in roleplay or fanfiction) seperate from the main universe of the story.
by HollyOfTheVolturiGuard July 30, 2013