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Reekter Scale 

A base-10 logarithmic scale, used to define the pungency of faeces and or flatus.
N.B. a regular bowel movement may only score a 2 or 3 on the reekter scale, this is normal. However a movement that is released with a burning sensation, appears slurry like and produced with sulfurous gas may still only score a 4 or 5 - as each integer (+1) on the scale is a 10x increase in pungency.

A 7+ on the reekter scale would lead to civilian casualties and/or the apocalypse.
Guy : Damn, after that nandos, protein shake and e.coli outbreak in my gut I took a dump that looked like concrete being poured out of a mixer - scored at least a 6.5 on the reekter scale!

Girl : Ew gross this date is over!

Guy 1: That's cool, I gotta go get some bleach and febreeze anyway, the landlord came round thinking something died in my apartment
Reekter Scale by TKman February 23, 2010

rentertainment 

Jay hooked us up with some rentertainment for the party.
rentertainment by Davion Grey July 15, 2010

atmospheric reentry 

A sudden change in mood from euphoric and positive to depressed and negative due to a certain event or information.
I was really happy, but then my bad mark caused an atmospheric reentry.

Work Reentry 

The first few hours and in severe cases the entire day after returning to work from vacation. Symptons include acute depression, anxiety, and in severe cases panic attacks and an uncontrollable urge to run.
My hunny and I just got back from Aruba and I have work reentry so bad I am ready to puke.
Work Reentry by DrHerbie June 1, 2010

rementer 

Someone of an intelect way too high for their own good, raising him above his peers. especially a nalboner's intellect
Don't go all rementer on us
rementer by Jude January 19, 2005
A movie that isnt worth seeing in theatres, but that you will rent when it comes out in video stores.
"You seen The Santa Clause 3 yet?"
"naw, it looks like a renter"
renter by Dan Graham November 2, 2006