1. An insult. Can be used to an action, person, something said or something seen. Most closely related to stupid, dumb, asshole, or Idiot. Also can be used to call someone ugly.
2. A persons name. Has nothing to do with books. (but if you do know a person with this name, you can make fun of him in book-ish ways)
3.A really great college in Oregon.
2. A persons name. Has nothing to do with books. (but if you do know a person with this name, you can make fun of him in book-ish ways)
3.A really great college in Oregon.
by Goreadabook,reediethehoudini. May 17, 2009
by Schmuckey the Ass Raping Eleph November 18, 2010
To be minimally hung. Typically, men with this name are also hermaphrodites. In rare cases, a reed will possess an entirely foreign sexual organ, alien to our planet and completely useless to the female, although quite stimulating among gay males.
by oldjames198322 May 7, 2010
Reede's are usually tightasses, often quite rude and likely homosexual. Don't be a Reede. Often Reede's are found to be born in June or March, usually around the 30th. In a whole Reedes are unique individuals who often find themselves getting beaten up by many.
Girl 1: Reede is such a fucking faggot! He loves dick not me!
Girl 2: I know right! He rejected me and told me to go fuck myself!
Girl 2: I know right! He rejected me and told me to go fuck myself!
by Cellman September 16, 2019
by johndoe19 May 1, 2010
This action occurs when a certain individual, usually a ginger, attempts to flirt with and pick up a relatively attractive girl. When his attempts are inevitably denied, the individual then slips into a spiral of making more and more awkward and creepy comments, until the individual seems SO creepy, the local newspaper may even report on it. Those who partake in "pulling a reed" or "reeding" are poor souls indeed.
Guy: "Hey, wanna fuck?"
Girl: "Um, no. I want to leave now and never come back."
Spectator: "Wow, he's totally pulling a reed / reeding that ho."
Girl: "Um, no. I want to leave now and never come back."
Spectator: "Wow, he's totally pulling a reed / reeding that ho."
by Mitro March 25, 2008
A piece of worthless trash that doesn't even deserve to be in existance. A sorry excuse for a noun, these completely unlikable and dick-wads spend their whole life attempting to end there existance and failing miserably, just like they do with everything else. They are also usually level 1 crooks.
by I H8 Reed Johnson January 10, 2019