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when one gets with a bird and finds a tampon in. after finding it they persist to pull it out and finger the bird followed by going down and munching on the red carpet.
Ben: i had a ruff night last night i ended up red river slurping.
by fat boi, uncle Bob and Wylie September 29, 2006
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