The Red Nut is attained by sprinting towards a chain-linked fence and proceeding to vault the fence, whilst vaulting you scrape the scrotum against the metal wiring at the top of the fence. Once landing has been achieved you witness blood running down your leg followed by a pink tainted goop. This is the testicle that has been severed from the sac. The blood covered testicle is known as The Red Nut.
by DyrEducation August 16, 2018
Man 1: Hey dude i hate Jordan!
Man 2: Why?
Man 1: He's a red nut
Man 2; oh...i see, i hate him to now!
Man 2: Why?
Man 1: He's a red nut
Man 2; oh...i see, i hate him to now!
by Marxist9001 November 20, 2007
by Anonymous October 01, 2003
Inspired by the Brocket 99 release and by his own experiences growing up on the Brocket Reserve, Lenny Red-Nuts, an Aborignal Musician, set out to Edmonton to try and get a record contract. Lenny Red-Nuts performed countless times at the Drake Hotel where he met a Korean/Canadian Music Manager called Chul-su(Charles) Kang.
Lenny Red-Nuts released his first CD "Tough Buch From Brocket" through Brocket99.net
Lenny Red-Nuts released his first CD "Tough Buch From Brocket" through Brocket99.net
Did you see Lenny Red-Nuts at the Drake singing "The Journey of Clayton Magnet"?
Lenny Red-Nuts had a knife fight at the Cromdale.
Lenard drank Lenny's Branvin.
Lenny Red-Nuts had a knife fight at the Cromdale.
Lenard drank Lenny's Branvin.
by John Walters July 27, 2004
he tell's you his sack is too hot for you which is were toasty red nut's come from. Then you say really let me see then you take a lighter and really make them hot!!!
by Tiffany Marie June 26, 2006
a word you use when ur really mad at s
someone and u need to tell them off!!! a word use when extremely mad
someone and u need to tell them off!!! a word use when extremely mad
suck on my toasty red nuts you stupid bitch!!!!
your a dumb whore, go suck your boyfriends toasty red nut's!!!
your a dumb whore, go suck your boyfriends toasty red nut's!!!
by smirph June 28, 2006
Also called acute nuthin pain. When you’ve been bustin sum guud ass nut all over the walls for less than 6 months and suddenly your dick and balls turn redder than the devil’s dick. Other symptoms include pain, swelling, and difficulty finishing a guud Mia Khalifa video or three girls one cup video because your balls hurt so bad.
Horny1: bruh I just snorted viagra and have been locked up in my room all day bustin guud nut when all of a sudden my dick and balls got all red n shit!
Doctor Douche: Well let’s see here! Oh shit yo ass got red nut syndrome wtf is wrong with you!
Horny1: Doc I just had to finish the whole Mia Khalifa limited edition collection in one day!
Doctor Douche: oh fuck say no more fam put on sum Vaseline next time and take 5 shots o’ jack n you’ll be guud!
Doctor Douche: Well let’s see here! Oh shit yo ass got red nut syndrome wtf is wrong with you!
Horny1: Doc I just had to finish the whole Mia Khalifa limited edition collection in one day!
Doctor Douche: oh fuck say no more fam put on sum Vaseline next time and take 5 shots o’ jack n you’ll be guud!
by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 07, 2018