receipt

A piece of paper you get to prove your purchase.

i bought shoes and got a receipt from the cashier.

by Meni October 23, 2006

The Receipts

Background information, blackmail, and/or "proof" obtained from stalking someone extensively on social media.

Jen: So his new girlfriend had a baby that just magically disappeared.
Kim: How do you know that?

Jen: I went back 450 days on her insta... I have the receipts.

by Just Curly September 3, 2016

receipt

Receipt-aka server's "goods."

your server is taking your order right next to you and you are looking at "something else." If she catches you looking, you can just say you were looking at the receipt/order.

Example:
Her: Do i have something on me or what?
You: Oh-I was just looking at the receipt.

*score!*

by wunwomanshow March 6, 2009

receipt

A term used by MeanMike in Torn in an attempt to oversell the power of his faction

MeanMike: The Receipt is comin for all that talk, kid ... keep it puckered <3
Everyone else: What the fuck is this guy talking about?

by lolyoumadatJFA February 3, 2019

Rubber Receipt

After railing a chick with a condom on, you go flaccid while still inside her. When you pull out, the condom stays up inside her. To cause less embarassment to both parties, kindly yank the condom out of her, just like grabbing the receipt.

"Sorry Jill. I just made a deposit....let me grab the receipt." --hence a rubber receipt

by rmbs2023 March 18, 2008

receipt hostage

When eating out: the purgatorial time between receiving the check and receiving your receipt. In this space, you are trapped, having already finished your food, but cannot leave the restaurant because the waiter inexplicably does not just take your card when he gave you the check. And when he does, takes 10 minutes to come back. Generally not seen outside the US, where waiters, more smartly, carry credit card machines with them.

Finished my meal at Applebee's at 9pm, but didn't leave til 930, spending 30 minutes as a receipt hostage.

by theoldsage November 13, 2016

collecting receipts

taking screenshots/pictures/video/any form of footage or audio to be used against someone. like when an lawyer provides evidence in court.

"Girl, I was collecting receipts on what's going on between her and Bob."
"Oooooh, I want to see!"

by nerdykpopfangirlgamer November 8, 2017