Senseless waste.
"I bought a donut and they gave me a receipt for the donut... I don't need a receipt for the donut. I give you money and you give me the donut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this." - Mitch Hedberg
"I can't believe they're not going to recycle all of those cans, what a donut receipt."
"That new appropriations bill is full of donut receipts."
by dj jazzy 123 April 01, 2010
Order an appetizer for the table, then ask for seperate checks with your respective meals, and see who gets stuck with the appetizer. Similiar to credit card roulette.
by Tyranus Maximus May 26, 2009
Get a load of the Receipt of Deceit on that guy's shoe! He must've paid the roll troll a lot of turdage in that transaction.
by Mountbatten BLAMMO™ August 01, 2011
by cockboy69 March 30, 2008
a somewhat paranoid diligence, whereby someone mentally stores the evidence of another’s behaviour, should they ever need it in future.
Often done in order to log consummate lying by individuals in positions of influence or power, such as political figures.
Peter Oborne is a consummate receipt-keeper, maintaining a record of politicians who are lying. He has been keeping the receipts of political elites in an effort to hold them to account.
by 1xs April 11, 2021
When people wet the receipt in a restaurant to let the waiter or waitress know that they're interested in them.
by FeetDeertoes August 13, 2016
Customer: "That was supposed to be on sale! Why did you not take it off!? What is that?! It's the wrong price"
Cashier Thinks: "She is such a Receipt Nazi"
I had this Receipt Nazi who screamed at me for the wrong price of peanut butter. Does she realize I do not make up the prices?
by DutchPirate April 30, 2015