donut receipt

Senseless waste.

"I bought a donut and they gave me a receipt for the donut... I don't need a receipt for the donut. I give you money and you give me the donut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this." - Mitch Hedberg

"I can't believe they're not going to recycle all of those cans, what a donut receipt."

"That new appropriations bill is full of donut receipts."

by dj jazzy 123 April 1, 2010

receipt roulette

Order an appetizer for the table, then ask for seperate checks with your respective meals, and see who gets stuck with the appetizer. Similiar to credit card roulette.

Let's play receipt roulette and order some nachos.

by Tyranus Maximus May 26, 2009

Receipt of Deceit

The sheets of toilet paper that secretly stick to you even as you exit the bathroom.

Get a load of the Receipt of Deceit on that guy's shoe! He must've paid the roll troll a lot of turdage in that transaction.

by Mountbatten BLAMMO™ August 1, 2011

Period receipts

The small pieces of wax paper that are peeled from the sticky backing of a sanitary towel.

For christ's sake woman, stop leaving your period receipts everywhere!

by cockboy69 March 30, 2008

Keeping the Receipts

a somewhat paranoid diligence, whereby someone mentally stores the evidence of another’s behaviour, should they ever need it in future.

Often done in order to log consummate lying by individuals in positions of influence or power, such as political figures.

Peter Oborne is a consummate receipt-keeper, maintaining a record of politicians who are lying. He has been keeping the receipts of political elites in an effort to hold them to account.

by 1xs April 11, 2021

Receipt Nazi

A rude customer who questions everything that is being scanned.

Customer: "That was supposed to be on sale! Why did you not take it off!? What is that?! It's the wrong price"
Cashier Thinks: "She is such a Receipt Nazi"

I had this Receipt Nazi who screamed at me for the wrong price of peanut butter. Does she realize I do not make up the prices?

by DutchPirate April 30, 2015

Got Receipts

When somebody pulls up info/ tea from the past when you contradict yourself.

Guy 1: I can't believe Jane got pregnant
Guy: 2 But didn't you get Mary pregnant last week
Guy 1: Damn boy, you got receipts!

by Littlepepsi September 29, 2019