Realtor

Somebody who failed to get or keep a real job.
After being fired again for her poor attendance record and constant personal calls, Sally Saleswoman became a Realtor. Now she works on weekends only, driving people around the city to point out the obvious. "It's a nice, big living room!" she'll exclaim to her prospects. "And this is the fireplace..."
by Harry Homeowner December 27, 2007
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This realtor make it really uncomfortable to sit.

Flipped her over and saw a realtor staring right at me,
by therealgreg October 07, 2011
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realtor

someone who thinks they know how to sale a house commonly Is NOT used to define a person who is real
Your a "realtor"
I dont sale houses!

or

Yes im "real" Im not a fake person
by Wishes October 30, 2007
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the only human you have ever met that you can see yourself doing anything with
holding hands, scratching each others eyes out (figuratively speaking), attending a funeral, having a baby, sueing the government, frenchkissing, hiking, grocery shopping, argueing, sexing, singing, hustling, cleaning, travelling, undressing, defending, offending, hugging, loving, marrying
"you, yes you, reading this right now, you are my realtor. lets go for the swim" 🖤
by Krkič September 20, 2019
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realtorical

Characteristic of the hype that realtors use to sell property.
My agent took me to some overpriced dump and used her considerable realtorical skills to convince me that it was the best place I could ever hope to afford to live.
by Cynicool July 03, 2020
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Realtor

A term used to describe a professional whom sells homes with raging alcoholism, possibly with a drug problem while surviving off of a diet consisting of dark liquor, cannabis, iced coffee, and nicotine.
He's on his 6th drink at brunch and its only 11:30am. He must be a damn good Realtor.
by Alexsellscharlotte May 05, 2019
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Realtor

a person who sales houses not to beconfused with a person who is REAL!
Tiny Said Princess was a realtor for trying to act redneck.(incorrect

The Realtor Sold a house today! (correct)
by somewhere over the rainbow January 15, 2008
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