readnower 

To understand what I’m about to tell you, you need to do something first. You need to believe in the impossible. can you do that? Good. You see that red blur running past your house that’s him. That too. There he is again. His name is Robert Readnower. He is the fastest man alive. His story is pretty simple. His whole life he’s been running. Usually from his mom. Sometimes he escaped. Sometimes he did not. But after he got struck by lightning that night, he was running from something much scarier. Something he could never explain. Something impossible.

You see the circumstances of a Readnower’s birth is irrelevant, it is what they do with the gift of life that determines who they are and there is only one Readnower left until the name dies off so why not go down in history for ruling the world.

If one is born insane or of incest they might be a Readnower

If you only heal your friends especially Ricky in any game you might be a Readnower

If you absolutely hate Brandon walker with every fiber in your being you might be a Readnower

readnower by KingRedBeard October 16, 2021

Rednoser 

Like brown-nosing, a rednoser is someone who constantly kisses up to their girlfriend by going down on her: synonym to the state of being "whipped" by your girlfriend.

"Oh my god, Bret, I can't believe you haven't gotten head from Elyse, yet you still go down on her like every night. You're such a rednoser!"

Rednoser by Azzlefrizzler931 April 9, 2009

Readnour 

1. The fancy name for spam.
2. Another name for a medieval castle.
3. A kind of sock made from the leftover heart strings of llamas.
4. Cunning, evil, nefarious person.

"Man...you are such a Readnour."

"Damn it, my inbox is full of Readnour."

"Have you ever visited the Readnours in Germany?"

"If you are going to go outside, then you have to go put your readnours on."

Readnour by soulofdiscretion October 25, 2009