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raptor grass 

Long, ill-cared for grass where a person finds themselves at greater risk of being picked off by prehistoric predators. Although dinosaurs are technically extinct, it's a confirmed fact in nature that tall grass is more likely to conceal Cretaceous killers than lawn that is mowed once a month.
#1: "Dude, stay out of that raptor grass, you're going to get bit by a snake." #2: "Holy shit when was the last time you cut the grass? It looks like the Land Before Time out here."
raptor grass by shaaaaaaaaaaane February 7, 2013
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Raptor grass 

Long grass, must be long stem and very green, tall enough to hide a pack of hunting velociraptors.
Come on, keep moving - we’ll be safe just as soon as we can traverse this raptor grass.
Raptor grass by Ally_MK August 16, 2019

Raptors in the grass 

Any sort of predator being SAB(shady at best)

Mountain lion
Raptors in the grass by SFLlou January 22, 2021