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When a woman, on her knees, jerks off two guys that are facing each other at the same time, one with each hand. The two guys are standing, facing towards each other, with her kneeling between them. The woman jerks off both guys simultaneously by moving both of her hands left, and then right, in unison. She continues this motion in rapid succession until taking a double shot of man seed to the face. The act gets its name from the similarity that her hand motions have to those of a kid riding a BMX bike and throwing the handlebars left and right as he tries to pedal faster. Can’t picture it? Get on your knees and try it!
Bob: Hey, don't you know that chick?
Tom: Yeah, she was BMXing me and my roommate the other night. Nice girl.
BMXing by Drewbee September 28, 2008
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Jack in the boxing 

To masterbate at work in a cubical or perimeter guard kiosk.
The officer was caught jack in the boxing in his guard kiosk.
Jack in the boxing by Got caught January 16, 2014
A short form for "bad mannering." Occurs frequently in online games (like LoL, WoW, SC2) in which a player will insult, rage or swear at another player on his/her own team, usually for no known reason.
Bob: "I was playing LoL last night and this guy wouldn't stop bming me"
Mary: "What a douche"
bming by woohoo1234 September 23, 2012

Blanket boxing 

When someone is jacking it so hard that it looks like they are boxing the blanket
"I wanna be a blanket boxer when I grow up", said Johnny.

"I really need to stop leaving you home when daddy and his friends are drinking" sighed his mother

"You would never guess what Matt was doin when I walked into the room." "Lemme guess, he was blanket boxing." "How did you know?" "Cuz he loves men"
Blanket boxing by Badbrehm May 26, 2013

Boxing Day 

Thanks to Alexander V. Boxing, for holding the first “Boxing Day” Sale in his Montreal haberdashery December 26, 1818, the day after Christmas, thus creating a new Canadian Holiday Tradition.
Boxing Day by HereBeDefinitions December 26, 2018
to fight with fists or with padded gloves in a boxing ring
I had to give up boxing when my opponents kept getting their gloves caught in my stomach.
boxing by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

boxing the clown 

What? so you're gonna sit at home boxing the clown all night?
boxing the clown by muthafuckinhol January 11, 2010
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