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Randy Jackson 

Gives THE BEST criticism, no doubt about that
*cough* ¬_¬ (Sarcasm, LOL)

How he was made a judge of American Idol (or how Ryan Seacrest is still hosting the show) I will never know. I mean it's a crappy show but hey, it has its rep you know?
*Singer sings lyrics to "Lonely Girl", messing up every high note*

Randy Jackson: Yo Dawg, that was tight. Perfect dawg, I mean dawg, that's the best singing I've ever heard, good job dawg.

*Crowd cheers*

Simon Cowell: Do you ever say anything constructive Randy?

*Randy starts to say something*

Simon: OK, well moving on. Look I feel your performance tonight was very... pathetic.

*Crowd starts booing*

Simon: If that is what people consider singing, I will gladly drop off the face of the Earth and start a modeling career.

Randy Jackson: Yo dawg, don't listen to him dawg. That was great singing dawg.
Randy Jackson by Raw Doggy June 21, 2010
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Randy Jackson 

A Randy Jackson is an alcoholic mixed drink named after the famous black guy/america idol judge. the drink consist of arnold palmer, vodka, redbull, and ovaltine. Its called a Randy Jackson because the dark color of the drink and the chocolate
guy 1: dude you were so wasted
guy 2: it was randy jackson
guy 1: the famous black guy?
guy 2: no the drink
Randy Jackson by mehale December 19, 2011

randy jackson 

Probably the whitest black guy who wants to be black. When he says things he tries to make it sound gansterful. Like " Yeah!,. . . dawg!" when he says it it doesnt sound natural, he tries to hard to be black.
Randy Jackson is the whitest black guy you'll ever meet.
randy jackson by Goosie June 11, 2006

Randy Jackson 

The dawg.
Randy Jackson says, "yo dawg, that was blazin' molten hot!"
Randy Jackson by Dreadhead285 February 27, 2009

randy jackson, the 

n. A method of masturbation. A face is drawn on the tip of the penis using blood or ink, then the penis is slapped and called "dirty girl" until orgasm is achieved.
Harry was really, really, really, really embarrassed when his mother caught him performing the randy jackson
randy jackson, the by Matt May 1, 2005

RandyJackson 

to be a successful and well-dressed or eccentrically-dressed black male. Most white people who think all black people look alike typically compare all well-dressed and successful black men to the celebrity Randy Jackson just because they are also black.
Everyone: That Brandon is successful and sure does dress well

Merit: Dont all those RandyJackson's dress well?
RandyJackson by kruatheshow November 13, 2013
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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