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Raisinist 

People who deem all raisins as evil before tasting them. This is often linked to allergy, childhood trauma or parental influence. Raisinists are often scared of encountering raisins in their daily life, taking great care to avoid them in situations like salad and the most typical of them all, buns. Raisinists have a very complicated relationships to buns, having been tricked far too often by the old "its just chocolate bits".
Wow i tried giving Karen a bun yesterday and she refused to eat it because of the raisins.... i think she might be a raisinist!!!
Raisinist by CaptainMew January 4, 2016
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sky raisins 

Some people call them houseflies, but we all know they are really sky raisins...
My cat loves sky raisins, they are his favourite treat!
sky raisins by habssss March 4, 2016

kentucky raisins

Mixed with water soluble lube, the little buttons of shit that either pop out or fall out of one's caboose after ass sex. Kentucky raisins are most commonly happened upon "the morning after" while in their prime. It is in this glorious, desiccated (dried out) state the Kentucky Raisins have earned their title.
Emilio: "Why so glum today, Fritz?"

Fritz: "Chastity made me buy her a new bedspread. We passed out last night after fucking around and this morning there were kentucky raisins stuck all over the sheets."
kentucky raisins by TopBun November 25, 2016

kentucky raisins

Mixed with water soluble lube, the little buttons of shit that either pop out or fall out of one's caboose after ass sex. Kentucky raisins are most commonly happened upon "the morning after" while in their prime. It is in this glorious, desiccated (dried out) state the Kentucky Raisins have earned their title.
Emilio: "Why so glum today, Fritz?"

Fritz: "Chastity made me buy her a new bedspread. We passed out last night after fucking around and this morning there were kentucky raisins stuck all over the sheets."
kentucky raisins by TopBun November 25, 2016

smuggling raisins

1. Term for a womans large, hard protruding nipples.
Man Jennifer is sure smuggling raisins today, must be cold in here.

Flap Raisins

Small, round pieces of shit under the foreskin of an uncircumcised cock after having anal sex.
That's the last time I pick up a homeless man for sex. I ended up with flap raisins to clean up.
Flap Raisins by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

packing raisins 

when your nipples are cold due to the weather and are hard enough to cut through the floor/glass
yo look at the broad shes packing raisins...
damn bro look at those raisins
packing raisins by ballsdeepinlove December 30, 2009