It is quite disgusting to wake up with a hangover and hear that you hooked up with someone who threw up 3 seconds before--in other words, you pulled a raisin oatmeal
A mood swing triggered by the traumatic experience of mistaking oatmeal raisin cookies for chocolate chip.
My mom baked some chocolate chip cookies last weekend, I was so excited until I inspected them closely and realized they were full of mummified grapes! My Oatmeal Raisin Depression was so bad I didn't leave my room for the rest of the day.
A type of cookie that no one likes. Usually used in conversation in the situation below.
Sam: I totally got with all three of those girls last night!
Justin: ...Want a fucking cookie?
Sam: What kind?
Justin: Oatmeal raisin Sam: Ewww fuck that dude
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!