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Rainbowalker 

Noun: A term given to a coworker who thinks everything they do is golden. They also believe they are so high above you they walk on rainbows and their shit smells like flowers. They are also incapable of showing respect to anyone.

Noun: Opposite of one might think, a Rainbowalker is a person who is the void of all color. In this void a vacuumed is created where all logic is sucked in and destroyed. This includes the inability to follow simple spoken or written direction or communicate with anyone on any real level.

Verb: When a coworker insists doing something their way, because they can see themselves doing no wrong, despite many telling them otherwise.

Adjective: When someone's teeth are so messed up they look like they not only feel from a high ugly tree but from a rainbow and landed directly on her face.
Noun: "I really don’t want to go to work today."
"Why, what's wrong."
"Rainbowalker is there today."
"I see."

Noun: "Why would she do that? That makes no sense!"
"Are you really surprised? It's Rainbowalker."

Verb: "She just did a half ass job, you got Rainbowalkered!"

Adjective: "I really hate it when she smiles at me, showing me her rainbowalkered teeth."

Rainbojangles 

Quotes by Rainbojangles:

“My presence of mind is frequently absent.”

"If they can't swallow facts, let them eat fiction."

"It's easier to leap if you're already dancing."

“Think before you speak. You might need to remember what you said.”

The only thing you will ever possess is yourself, and that only briefly, if at all.”

“Fear is the question. Love is the answer.”

“The path to the truth is found in the spaces between the lies.”

“God is sacred. Religion is profane.”

“Most people think there is a God, but God is not what most people think.”

“Smile. You might be happier than you think.”

“Life is a gift. Open your present.”

“My presence of mind is frequently absent.”
Rainbojangles by Savant Garde October 3, 2009
guy who smashes spacebar and he can guess where i am in 0.1 seconds
person 1: Dude this guy is a sweat at geoguessr
person 2: Hes like rainbolt lol
Rainbolt by themrlolcat October 9, 2022

Rainbowatarian 

A person who believes or fights for equality for all.
I say it loud and I say it proud: I am a Rainbowatarian!
Rainbowatarian by Itchyiris February 17, 2010
(verb) To quickly pinpoint a location with extreme accuracy. Usually, though not always, to determine someone else's whereabouts.
He rainbolted Larissa so fast she didn't have time to come up with an excuse.
rainbolt by gardentool May 24, 2023
adj. A disgusting creature that lives for the soul purpose of eating whatever so type of cheese & lipid indulged foods avaliable. When threatened the creature pushes out his front teeth, cocks his head, & screaches in a way similar to the phrase:"Kuugh". This creature is also known to smoke around 40 ciggarrettes in one buissnees day & to drink an average of 4 liters of softdrink, preferably a Cola, in one day. To go along with these traits this creature also always has a very peutred smell to it. One could captivate the auroma as a bouquet of body odor & grease.
Dude your acting like a total Rainbolt right now!
(or if someone where to make a rainbolt like statement, one could reply simply with an) "O.K. Bolt." (signafying that their actions and or statements are not appropriate/disgusting)
Rainbolt by presario69 June 20, 2010