railstroad

A railroad that is High speed but has too many stations, or has too many lines running on it, resulting in congestion.

People always talk about the stroad, but they never talk about railstroads!

railstroad by Godzilla2019 August 2, 2024

Model Railroad

A large table that is home to scale model trains as part of the hobby of model railroading. Commonly known as a layout. Model Railroads can vary in realism from fictional (freelanced) to prototypical, and size from a simple 4x8 plywood sheet to a "basement empire". Often confused for simply running toy trains in a circle, or oval. (which it can include)

Bob: Hey Dave, you got any hobbies?
Dave: I have a model railroad.
Bob: So, you run toy trains? Dude, your 35!
Dave: *facepalm*

Model Railroad by EnragedHavoc August 22, 2011

no way to run a railroad 

A phrase used to express one's discontent with the lack of organization by the administrators of a project or venture.

This is no way to run a railroad.

no way to run a railroad by beautifulheart June 15, 2014

railroad

"To railroad" means to rig a situation such that events can only play out in a particular manner, or to a particular end. When applied to a trial, it means to manipulate the judicial system such that a defendant is virtually guaranteed a conviction. The metaphor derives from the nature of a railroad track, which does not offer a train the ability to choose its path of travel.

"The lead prosecutor railroaded Eddy into a first-degree murder conviction: she relied heavily on the testimony of unqualified experts."

"If you are hosting a murder-mystery party, avoid railroading your guests into quickly solving the case. Give them freedom to pursue tangents in the storyline they find interesting."

railroad by xopwo July 24, 2012

railroad shit 

Going to the restroom on company time and staying in there for a half an hour.

I was having a bad day at the office, so I took a railroad shit.

railroad shit by jrndakota November 8, 2006

Pearl Railroad 

When you cum all over a girls braces.

I just gave that chick a pearl railroad!!!!

Pearl Railroad by the conductor January 23, 2005

Metro-North Railroad 

The Metro-North Railroad is a semi-decent commuter railroad in the New York metropolitan area. There are three lines, the Hudson Line (to/from Poughkeepsie); the Harlem (to/from Wassaic) and the New Haven Line (to/from New Haven, Conneticut). The New Haven Line has three smaller branches into Danbury, New Caanan and Waterbury. All three lines go as south as Grand Central Terminal.

I need to go home to Poughkeepsie, the Metro-North Railroad dosen't run past 1am.

Metro-North Railroad by 1-800-MARGARITA July 18, 2006