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r/AskReddit 

A subreddit where people ask questions (mostly about sex) and people answer in the comments. Kind of like Quora... with a lot more sex.
John: opens r/AskReddit
John: why the fuck is every other question about sex

(no seriously i went to r/AskReddit and every other question was about sex)
r/AskReddit by Lunškudr November 7, 2021
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r/AskReddit 

More popular than the app itself. Every question is either about sex,or some karma whore asks "*insert generic job* of reddit,*insert generic job related question"? For the 134th million time that day alone. That subreddit used to actually be the shit,like 10 years ago. The people active in r/AskReddit community are the equivalent of tiktok's girls that dance or lip sync while drinking starbuck
Person 1: Hey bro,i just asked the medical staff of r/AskReddit what's the worst thing they had to take care of! I can't wait to read 2 responses and then flex with my karma
Person 2: Honestly,fuck you.
r/AskReddit by N3cr0sis_ February 12, 2022
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r/AskReddit 

It is "the place to ask and answer thought-provoking questions", according to the experts there. Apparently repetitive questions about sex are the most "thought-provoking" for the human mind.
Me: *posts an actually good question*
AutoModerators: Your post was removed and you have been banned from Reddit for violating the Community Guidelines. You violated:
Rule 157 - Post must encourage original and creative thinking.
Rule 34 - Post must not contain profanity or encourage profane answers.
Rule 103 - Post must not have been repeated in the last 6 months.
and other rules also.

Also everyday on r/AskReddit 10 times a day:
What's your most sexy moment with your school teacher? / What's the sexiest sex you've ever sexed in space? / Describe the sexiest sex with your wife.
Everyone : 10B upvotes, 10M comments, 1M awards
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