quoven 

Queefing in an enclosed space.

"For God's sake Barry's queefing again. Time for another quoven."

quoven by HeyHeyItsSaturday March 27, 2016

quoven 

Like a dutch oven however instead of farts producing the smell, it is queefs.

Stop queefing Barry, it's almost a quoven in here!

quoven by HeyHeyItsSaturday July 23, 2016

quotennis

When a combination of one person and another person both know multiple quotes from the same movie. They relay the quotes back and forth from one to another, trying to prove their absolute knowledge of the regarded movie which is currently being quoted. The back and forth sending of the quotes is much like the back and forth sending of the ball in a tennis match. Unfortunately they may not be green and pretty like a tennis ball.

Marian McMilfterhops: I love lamp!

Harold Humperton: And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese?

Marian McMilfterhops: Where'd you get your clothes... from the... toilet store?

Harold Humperton: Son of a bee-sting.

Marian McMilfterhops: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.

Harold Humperton: May the force be with you.

Marian McMilferhops: WHAT THE FUCK YOU LITTLE SHIT?! THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT A QUOTE FROM THE MOVIE WE WERE PREVIOUSLY QUOTING! IF I WASN'T BUSY EATING CORN ON THE COB COATED IN OYSTER GRAVY, HEAVILY MARINATED IN BLUE CHEESE AND POTATO BAKE KRAFT SPREAD ™, I WOULD WALK RIGHT UP TO YOU WITH MY LEFT ARM SLIGHTLY RAISED AND PARTIALLY OUTSTRETCHED, AND I WOULD THEN CONTINUE TO EXTEND THE MUSCLES IN MY ARM AND HAZARDOUSLY SMACK YOU IN THE EATING HOLE. Although we did have some quite good quotennising. Ah, such lovely memories of this we'll have. I had a wonderful time last night by the way, next time clean off the poop before you put it in. I love you, nighty night xoxo

quotennis by KittyMittenShitten October 16, 2010

quove 

To wuickly fabricate a necessity out of available items.

Examples: "quove me something to smoke out of" ; "the stoners had no pipe but were soon high because one quove a device"; "my science project is due tomorrow. I'd better quove one"

quove by Blowthedynamite November 27, 2017

quove 

mutual respect and love between quidditch players. for the game and each other.

Quidditch player: "The quidditch community is so great, quidditch players have ALL the quove."
Random person: "Quidditch, seriously? And what the fuck is 'quove'?"
Quidditch player: "Muggle quidditch! The quidkids are all bffs! ...It's a quidkid thing. You wouldn't understand."

quove by Starburst2695 December 3, 2013

Quaven 

The seam running vertically down the middle of a man's scrotum.

When my balls shrivel up my QUAVEN looks huge.

Quaven by quaven November 29, 2010

quivent 

noun: qui-vent

Meaning: describing a moment of blissful excitement; an occurence stirring deep feelings or warmth, happiness. Quiver with excitement.

I had a quivent when I realized they remembered my birthday.

It was a quivent to receive my first love letter from...

What a quivent to find you in my life...

quivent by JennJennSiren November 5, 2010