Quampsack 

An awkward person or thing that is weak and delicate like a pussy and a male scrotum.

Eugene is such a quampsack that they sprained their ankle running from a butterfly.

Quampsack by Dak Batemi November 15, 2022

quipster 

1. A queer hipster; putting the word queer and hipster together.

2. A snobby lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, or queer (LGBTQ) individual who enjoys indie or underground music, frequents coffee shops and bookstores, shops at thrift stores, wears Toms shoes, big-framed glasses, cardigans, turtle-neck shirts, blazers, fedoras, carries around old-school cameras, watches Wes Anderson films, arrogantly spews out their philosophies, etc.

The quipster took off his fedora, grabbed his Polaroid camera, and took an angled photo of a tree while listening to his iPod playing a band you've probably never heard of.

Girl 1: Oh my gosh! I love Tegan and Sara! They're an amazing band.
Quipster: I liked Tegan and Sara before they were cool and mainstream, which makes me cool. You're so lame. Everyone is so lame.

Lesbian 1: Dude, check out the cute dyke in the vest!
Lesbian 2: You mean the quipster playing the ukelele and harmonica?

quipster by Chelicopter June 9, 2011

Qumpf 

A person who loiters around libraries waiting for young girls to dismount their bicycles so they can sniff the saddle!

A dirty weird pervert

Qumpf by Jimmy Saville November 28, 2003

Qumpkin 

The act of recieving oral sex from a woman while taking a shit and listening to Queen.

My wife gave me a Qumpkin for our anniversary. Now, I can't listen to Bohemian Rhapsody without getting a boner.

Qumpkin by The_Champions January 25, 2011

Qump 

A simple word to describe a "quick dump". This can be anything from quickly making extra space for dinner, to a seriously bad case of diarrhoea.

Boss: Jenkins. You're late, again.
Me: I'm sorry Sir, I had to have a qump.
Boss: Ahh, very well then. Lets begin today's meeting...

Qump by Jefferson Jenkins Jnr. August 16, 2011

Qumph 

A Person Who Dodgily Hangs Out Outside Public Libraries And Wait For Girls To Dismount Thier Bike Seats, The Proceeds To Sniff The Newly Departed Seat.

"dude That Guy Over There Is Totally Sniffing That Girls Bikeseat..

..Man Jeff Is Such A Qumph

Qumph by Mister Dayle August 27, 2007

Quipsight 

Like hindsight, but for when you think of that witty comeback line 30 seconds too late. Often thought of as you walk away pwned and shaking your head.

Damn quipsight... I wish I'd thought of that killer putdown at the time.

Quipsight by Modus_Morituri August 16, 2012