queen of the noobs Share definition Flag someone who is that bad at something they are the queen of all the other noobs "did you see that guy on halo last night" "yeh, he was a right queen of the noobs" queen of the noobs by j4k3001 September 20, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the queen of the noobs mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch