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queefiola 

a massive vaginal fart during sex, commonly used by ugly fat chicks
"Dude my girlfriend queefiola-ed last night so bad that I didnt want to fuck her anymore."
queefiola by ashhhh April 27, 2008
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Queeflation 

When a man’s erect member is inserted into a woman’s vagina and she does the act of queefing which caused the expelled air to pressurize the man’s urethra. Significantly increasing the girth of his member, which requires the act of dick-burping to relieve the pressure.
Sherry: “I heard that Jamal’s hog is so big that he frequently experienced queeflation”

Rebecca: “that’s so hot. I want to see his dick completely filled with my humid pussy air
Queeflation by TMoney769 August 12, 2023

queefinart 

The act when a guy shoves a straw up his anus, and then puts the other end into a girl's vagina and farts.
After Dairy Queen, took my girl back to my house and I gave her a queefinart. Needless to say, I was done with my frosty.
queefinart by coda jane huab July 13, 2012

queefinator 

big queef make the woprld shake
person 1: xenro is such a queefinator
person 2: yeaj i agree
xenro : i am queefrelaeasr27
queefinator by queefinator3 October 25, 2022

Queefology 

The intellectual pursuit of greater understanding of the warm, moist gust of air known simply as the queef.
I have a MSc in queefology, some say I am the master of the queef.
Queefology by Queeferage March 26, 2018

Queefpocalypse 

Complete and total devastation caused by an almighty queef.

A Queefpocalypse occurs when one's bush is in a rage and catches on fire and that person has a massive queef which shoots the raging bush as a massive fireball towards space. Once it is about to break through the atmosphere, it is pulled back down like a meteor due to earth's gravity. Because of the density of a bush on fire, it accelerates faster than anything else in existence and crashes into the earth, exploding into a toxic gas. It kills noone immediately - unless it lands directly on someone - but the toxic gas envelops the world and causes everyone to queef. The queef provoking quality of the gas is so strong that guys will queef and their penises will shoot off, creating a vagina from which they will now constantly expel queefs. The superpowered queefs now begin to cause the violent ejaculation of all internal organs through the vagina. Every living organism on the planet will eventually die. Not even cockroaches can survive a queefpocalyspe.

Many scientists believe that a minor queefpocalypse caused the extinction of the dinosaurs. Scientists theorize that the dinosaurs were very succeptable to raging bushes and therefore were ticking timebombs to envoke a queefpocalypse. They also speculate on a weakened resistance against queefs due to their RBS (raging bush syndrome). This is why only the dinosaurs were killed in this queefpocalypse.
"MARK, HOLD IN YOUR FUCKING QUEEFS UNTIL YOU GET TO THE SAFE RELEASE CHAMBER!!"

"Oops I queefed"

"Sorry guys, I let one silp. Lucky my bush wasn't raging."

"The extinction of the dinosaurs was caused by a minor queefpocalypse."
Queefpocalypse by QueefMasterFlex December 5, 2009

queeflatifah 

A queef during coitus that has the rhythm of 4 the DJs (Latifah number one song)
Man i was knockin the bottom out of that shit when she had a queeflatifah and broke my stride!!!
queeflatifah by vinny125125 May 17, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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