Complete and total devastation caused by an almighty queef.
A Queefpocalypse occurs when one's
bush is in a rage and catches on
fire and that
person has a massive queef which shoots the raging
bush as a massive fireball towards space. Once it is about to break through the atmosphere, it is pulled back down like a meteor due to earth's gravity. Because of the density of a
bush on
fire, it accelerates faster than anything else in existence and crashes into the earth, exploding into a toxic
gas. It kills noone immediately - unless it lands directly on someone - but the toxic
gas envelops the
world and causes everyone to queef. The queef provoking quality of the
gas is so strong that guys will queef and their penises will shoot off, creating a vagina from which they will
now constantly expel queefs. The superpowered queefs now begin to cause the violent ejaculation of all internal organs through the vagina. Every living organism on the planet will eventually die. Not even cockroaches can survive a queefpocalyspe.
Many scientists believe that a minor queefpocalypse caused the extinction of the dinosaurs. Scientists theorize that the dinosaurs were very succeptable to raging bushes and therefore were ticking timebombs to envoke a queefpocalypse. They also speculate on a weakened resistance against queefs due to their RBS (raging
bush syndrome). This is why only the dinosaurs were killed in this queefpocalypse.
"MARK, HOLD IN YOUR
FUCKING QUEEFS UNTIL YOU GET TO THE
SAFE RELEASE CHAMBER!!"
"Oops I queefed"
"Sorry guys, I let one silp. Lucky my
bush wasn't raging."
"The extinction of the dinosaurs was caused by a minor queefpocalypse."