quayer

One fourth of a book containing legends told or written by the Dragon Scribe or referring to any of the mysterious activities of the Dragon Council. A "quayer" is an ancient method, all but extinct from modern usage, of folding a sheet of paper into four equal sizes to form a small booklet of just four pages -- which has evolved in meaning to be one-fourth of a book containing multiple chapters each. It was once suggested that its etymology can be traced to the love of a certain naval architect for words suggestive of sailing who would fold up blueprints for his ships and bury them beneath lighthouses; in this case borrowing off the hybridization of "quay" as well as "quarter."

Whereas most plays are divided into "acts," books are often divided into parts; a book that has four parts can be divided into four quayers, then further subdivided into chapters.

quayer by Francis Martin August 6, 2014

Quaker breakfast 

The act of filling up a magnum condom with warm oatmeal and fucking it before lunch time.

Well I must say bro, that was the best quaker breakfast I've ever had.

Quaker breakfast by Ranchgirls December 4, 2020

Quakertown Community High School

A school where girls who have no self dignity go, along with lots of Kyles, and Beaus. The PDA is sickening and if you make a drug or suicide joke Mr. V will eat your ass.

“Hey you ever hear about that Quakertown Community High School?”
“Yeah, Rednecks threatened me while on their bikes with confederate flags.”
“Sounds like Quakertown.”

Quakertown Community High School by Kidwithayeefer October 28, 2019

Quaker Oats 

The nourishing breakfast everybody needs in their life. Consume Quaker Oats and you will become nearly as omnipotent as the Quaker Oats man himself. Every oat, whether it be instant or cooked, is packed with the energy and stat points you need to succeed in life. Legend has it that the Quaker Oats man placed 3 godly stat points in each savory oat. Eat it with applesauce, with fish, or with pineapples- Quaker Oats is what you need for your steps toward omnipotence. The Quaker Oats Man is one of many gods, others including Gatis Kandis and Tongo. Shoutouts to them.

I'm look forward to tomorrow's heart-healthy breakfast of Quaker Oats!

Quaker Oats by a nub November 8, 2018

Quakertown 

You know you are from Quakertown and its surrounding areas if; The best thing to do is go to Wal Mart on a Friday or Saturday night. You know exactly what Grida’s is and know its opening day and closing day. The back parking lot of the Regal is the best for doing donuts in. The car shows at Dairy Queen are always a big hit! You know that Haycock is an elementary school, and not some lame sexual innuendo You know exactly who Mario Galante is. The Milford soccer games were put on delay because of a cow being in the middle of the field. Dominick’s/ Giovanni’s/ Pizza Randa all have the best pizza in town. You have a really large feeling of disgust when you hear someone say they are from Pennridge. One word QMART! You know your screwed when there is traffic, not because of cars, but because of the slow ass tractor in front of you. Knowing that half the town worked/works at Friendly’s or Giant.

You got owned Quakertown style.

Quakertown by pasted one July 16, 2008

Quakertown 

A place where being "banned for life" from the QMart is a legitimate bonafided bragging right.

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Quakertown by kdsnoop November 5, 2008

The Old Quaker 

Noun: A sexual act in which a female uses both hands to vigorous stroke the shaft of a male with an extremely large penis, similar to the act of churning butter. Optional, the female can also lick the tip ever so gently.

"So last night I was with this guy who had such a big dick that I couldn't suck it and I didn't want it inside me, so I had to pull out the Old Quaker. "

The Old Quaker by ayo_keeks May 4, 2014