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The German word for nonsense.

Also: Short for "This is stupid/bullshit!"
Example 1:

Kid: Yesterday, Superman was flying over my house.

Dad: That's total Quatsch !

Example 2:

Girl A: I'm the hottest girl in the entire world.

Girl B: Stop talking such Quatsch ! Everybody knows, that I'm the hottest girl in the entire world !

Example 3:

A: Santa Claus is real!

B: Quatsch!
Quatsch by Manuuu January 29, 2014

Quatasia 

Brave , curious, can be shy, sexy, classy, fancy, ambitious, driven, kind, giving, loyal, respected, confident , wild yet adventurous, witty, mysterious, intelligent , energetic -a whole force to reckoned with, a little hood but sophisticated, thoughtful, can be a tomboy, she be knowing, spiritual, nurturing, miss> understood!
Quatasia - a warrior princess!
Quatasia by Quatasia November 24, 2020

quatopygia

The shaking on a women's rear end
The beautiful woman in the club likes to quatopygia for hours on end.
quatopygia by Dr. quatopygia March 5, 2013
A very ugly baby (like Quato in the movie "Total Recall"
Dang! that baby looked like Quato!
quato by bezel333 December 31, 2005
Simpily Quad + Autism, Quatism is a disease, similar to both autism and ligma. Most Quatistic people dont know they have quatism, the ways to know you have quatism are this; you are a fortnite tryhard, you used to play minecraft, you have a small twitch and youtube channel, AND MOST OF ALL YOU ARE A RETARDED AUTISTIC 12 YEAR OLD, (with fidget spinners in hand)
Wow Nashi is so fucking quatistic.
That guy definitely has QUATISM
Quatism by Nashi J. Paul September 23, 2018
Rubbish in german
pronounced "kvach"
Sounds kinda like "crotch"
What a load of quatsch
quatsch by Mike September 18, 2004