Person 1: "I'm not a fan of the establishment, but it seems okay sometimes; I suppose I'm on the fence."
Person 2: "Sounds like you should look into Quasiantiestablishmentism!"
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.