quakertown brown Share definition Flag A really crappy weed. Usually brown and very little green. A whole ounce can get u half high. You: Im buying an 1/8 of weed for 5 bucks Friend: god damn I hate quakertown brown! quakertown brown by Mike (not in quakertown) October 19, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the quakertown brown mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch