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Quakemeister 

Someone who, after the occurence of a minor earthquake, takes it upon themself to check every website, newspaper, and TV station, for news on the said earthquake and pass the info on to friends or anyone else who will listen for that matter, and perceives it as a major historical event.

Person 1: Hey, I think my house shook last night. Weird hey?
Persone 2: It totally did dude, I checked the news, google and radio it was a 2.1. No major injuries or damage were sustained.
Person 1: Cara, you're a total quakemeister.

Quakemeister by Cheryl Mc February 8, 2009

Quaker Cum Meal 

When you are fucking a bitch wearing a powdered wig ( the kind of wig George washington and the quaker oatmeal guy wore) and right before you blow your load, slap a handfull of oats on her belly and pull out and shoot all over the oats, then you give the bitch a spoon and make her eat it off of her stomach.
Man sarah is on a Quaker cum meal diet, she ate it for breakfast, lunch and she told me she wanted some for dinner too!!
Quaker Cum Meal by Kyle Pytrevic February 25, 2008

Quaker Prayer Meeting

A very silent group of people. Often used to describe the silence that befalls a group after some profound news is revealed to them, or when faced with a bewildering situation.
The party sounded like a quaker prayer meeting after Charlie announced he had cancer.

Our class turned into a quaker prayer meeting when the professor asked us to describe quantum physics.

Is this a quaker prayer meeting? Somebody put on some music!

Quaker style meeting 

Where multiple people get together to shut the fuck up.
Anyone interested in a quaker style meeting?
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026