The act of giving the best blow job imaginable, it satisfices the man so much that his cum from the balls spews out at 90 mph leaving his balls dry for 9000 hours.
John: Amy gave me a qlok qlok 9000 and left me dry as a bone, but holy hell that was pure satisfaction, 10/10 of sexytime. Aidan: Man she sucked all the babies out of you!
by Johnpapi July 17, 2021
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