a short girl who thinks she is hot but when she looks in the mirror she looks like she is the reincarnation of Shrek's coochie being displayed. Literally anyone named this gives someone that just shouldn't show their face in public in general. They are also slightly going baldcuz that hairline is getting pushed back more than the gap between their teeth
Person 1: omg look its qiaorui that posted a picture on insta
Person 2: I saw that and now im forever blind it
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'