The "Q" Word(Q=Quiet) is a word known in the Emergency Services as a punishable offensive word. Whenever the word is muttered, the night (Or day) becomes flooded with emergency calls.

"Man it sure is quiet tonight..."
"Why'd you just say the "Q" Word, dude?!"

*Gong/ Emergency tones go off*
*Back to station*
*Gong/ Emergency tones go off*
*Back to station*
*Gong/ Emergency tones go off*
*Back to station*
*Gong/ Emergency tones go off*
*Back to station*
*Gong/ Emergency tones go off*
*Back to station*
*Gong/ Emergency tones go off*
*Back to station*
*Gong/ Emergency tones go off*
*Back to station*
*Gong/ Emergency tones go off*
*Back to station*
*Gong/ Emergency tones go off*
*Back to station*
*Gong/ Emergency tones go off*
*Back to station*

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the q word (standing for quiet) is a term used on stan twitter, mainly used to jinx a cascade of events that'll crash stan twitter

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The Q word

Used when students notice they will be taking a Quiz in class. Not used refering to Queef.

Class is going to suck to day, i just looked at the board and i'm pretty sure i saw the Q word.

Oh you mean Queef.
No, LOL, I mean Quiz.

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The word queer

He's a q word that identifies as the q word

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The Q word

A word In EMS that if said is a punishable offence using this word will cause a flood of calls especially during shift change normally said by a new EMT

If you say the Q word one more time I'll beat your ass into next week

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

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