puyear

To repeatedly delay publishing a scheduled story for a newspaper.

Reporter: "Hey, where's the story I wrote about the little old lady who sews lap robes?

Editor: "Sorry, we ran out of space again and I had to puyear it."

by babyrichard December 29, 2008

pubeard

Pronounced Pube Beard

1.) A Beard On Someones Face That Looks Like They Glued Pubes To Their Face

2.) Being Bald Everywhere Except For Around Your Genitals Where You Have Massive Amounts Of Hair Due To No Upkeep

Did You See The Pubeard On Wendy? It's Nasty, She Hasn't Shaved In Weeks

by Dean Krunkman November 16, 2007

Pukearrhea

Puking and having diarrhea at the same time.

Dude, I got food poisoning. And I've had pukearrhea all day.

by KJ29X April 7, 2011

Pubeard

When your beard looks more like pubes than an actual beard. Usually found amongst teenagers who just started getting some facial hair on the chin and leave it unshaved for weeks.

“Did you see Agamemnon’s Pubeard, it’s so gross eww!!” “Yeah I know, he hasn’t shaved in 2 weeks and thinks it looks cool....we’ll sorry Agamemnon but your Pubeard is absolutely horrendous”

by MagicBarch September 12, 2020

Bush Pukearoo

Someone who consistently gets sick at parties and social events. Often retires by throwing up in a corner and then passing out in it.

"Yo man, what happened to James last night?"

"Oh, he passed out in the hammock and got sick on himself - he's such a bush pukearoo these days."

by ManOnion February 23, 2014

Pubeard

When a dude grows a beard, but it really just ends up looking scraggly and nasty, as if he had grown pubes on his chin instead of a manly beard. (Pronounced: pew-beard)

Dude, did you see the pubeard on John? He needs to shave that nasty shit right now!

by Kalzinder September 29, 2010

Pubearty

The stage of a mans life when he starts growing hair in unusually places - namely, the ears

Now that I have turned 40 I have noticed that I am growing extra hair in special places, the ears .... its official, I have finally reached pubearty

by bjc/arc September 14, 2012