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1. A form of journalistic faggotry.

2. an overly dramatic or sensational newspaper, internet, or television headline that is designed to grab the readers attention; BUT the headline has NOTHING (almost nothing) to do with the story.
3. An extremely obese and/or ugly woman with a sexy voice walks up behind a man and grabs his genitals...he is very interested til he sees her.
Headline:
CONGRESS APPROVES FUNDING FOR FAGGOTRY
article contains info on funding for farm bill..

Quote"that headline was just a putzgrab, brah"
by Guy Forcheese July 30, 2011
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