Putes are small fairies that live above everyone's kneecaps. They are very small and unnoticeable but are often exchanged in any knee to knee contact. Not very much is known about them or the activities they are involved in but what is known is that any persons describing them must do so in a rather creepy dialect.
Your putes have a very nice appeal today.
by CMore68058 March 30, 2010
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Pute is the french word for "bitch". 1) a girl you have to pay for having sex with her 2) a silly girl who tries to fuck all the boys she knows
1) "j'ai payé 50 euros pour coucher avec cette pute" -> "i've paid 50 euros for fucking that bitch" 2) "mon ex était une pute : elle m'a trompé avec tous mes amis" -> "my ex-girlfriend was a bitch : she dumped me and she slept with all my friends"
by Gatooou April 19, 2007
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the state in which one is completely staggering drunk
Lets go get puteed
by biggcountry October 24, 2010
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Slang for an amputee.
I love me some putee porn, check out this threesome; come to think of it this is more like a two and a halfsome.
by Bweahns April 6, 2011
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Did you hear? Ate Nikka got married to some pute in the army. Typical...
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an easier word for computer
adam: 3 second rule haha!
katy: I want my putee back :(
by Katy-love January 23, 2007
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(PYEW-tuh) French for "whore," but is often used as an interjection, like "shit!" or "fuck!."
Rolls off the tongue better than "putain" (pyew-TEHH), which is essentially the same word.
Pute, j'ai ratté l'examen!
Shit/fuck, I failed the test!
by catherinelareine September 3, 2009
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